So there is some rapper who calls himself BeeJay Billself McLoyd on facebook who has released the Bill $elf Project.
The song titles are listed here:
This is one of the lyrics from “Bill $elf”:
“The definition of a Bill Self: A man, a woman, or an alien that makes bills and spends them on they self.”
I do have to say, it’s a lot better than the “Calipari, Calipari” rap.
I wonder if the real Bill Self is flattered…
Edit: The “breaking news skit” talks about how Self was “allegedly seen smoking marijuana at a press conference.” Yeah, I would say that Self isn’t flattered anymore.
He was also apparently offered a football scholarship.